A chaotic show about Anne Baxter, movie villains, and personal nemeses. In this very normal episode, the following questions are asked: is The Sandlot a truly grotesque and despicable movie? Has Austin Butler ever tried a California burrito? Wh...

Answer to the Previous Puzzle: Mad as Ophelia was written and created by Rob Patrick.The voice of Lillian Roth was provided by Jess ZeidmanMusic by Crockett KingOriginal art by

Constance Bennett feuds with Patsy Kelly. The Dodgers lose the World Series. Lupe Velez throws a peach pit at a prop man. Ruby Keeler returns to Broadway. The season two finale! Episode four was voiced by

Ruby Keeler talks trash at the salad bar. Patsy Kelly fights a swordfish. Miriam Hopkins wont let you use her pool if she finds you boring. Carole Lombard wont stop wearing beaded dresses. Pert Kelton gets fired. Lyda Roberti is great at fencin...

Patsy Kelly takes a plunge. Jean Harlow's favorite meal is chicken-a-l-a-king. Thelma Todd gets knocked out by Marjorie Rambeau. Someone brings a mannequin arm to a party. Lillian Roth attends a costume ball on a zeppelin.Episode two wa...

Irene Dunne tries on wigs while promising the press that her life is more than it seems. ZaSu Pitts publishes her recipe for chocolate leaves. Patsy Kelly cant stop falling down and getting struck by objects. Thelma Todd writes poetry under an ...

In the season finale, Ann roasts men's fashion before taking on George Sanders, Broadway, and a new partner. People tell their astrological signs to a dog. Louella Parsons comes clean about never liking the actress. Angela Lansbury looks bored....

Ann Dvorak becomes an ambulance driver, mechanic, and newspaper reporter. Olivia de Havilland feuds with Warner Bros. John Wayne makes an unwelcome appearance (no thanks). Jimmie Fidler writes that "Lana Turner's summer wardrobe is almost entir...

The rocky relationship between Ann Dvorak and Warner Brothers finally comes to its heated conclusion. The Phantom of Bel-Air strikes fear into the heart of the movie colony. Clara Bow opens the "It Cafe" on Hollywood Boulevard. Producer David O...

Ann returns home, Ginger Rogers heats up at Warner Brothers, and Joan Crawford takes great delight in the failure of MGM's Norma Shearer. The press welcomes Dvorak back with open arms, but for how long? Meanwhile, there is a new baseball team i...

The first episode of Answer to the Previous Puzzle: The Life of Ann Dvorak. Ann meets Joan Crawford and Karen Morley as the deranged Howard Hughes hovers. Young Spencer Tracey plays a dopey lughead. Brenda Frazier (the Caroline Calloway...